{"product_id":"creepy-spooky-mug","title":"Creepy Spooky Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧟♀️ Because Being a Morning Person is Overrated\u003c\/strong\u003e 👻 (14.5oz of Pre-Coffee Haunted Realness)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eFound: The perfect mug for those who channel Wednesday Addams before their morning brew. This sleek black ceramic mug tells the truth about your pre-coffee personality - you're not scary, you're just creepy and spooky (and proud of it!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW MORNING MOOD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e14.5oz capacity (enough room for your morning potion)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSleek black ceramic (matches your soul before coffee)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCrisp white lettering (spookier than your reflection before 8 AM)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDouble-sided design (creepy from every angle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMicrowave safe (resurrect your cold coffee)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDishwasher safe (because manual labor is scary)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour pre-coffee warning system\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eScaring away morning small talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eEmbracing your inner ghost\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMaking your coworkers understand the assignment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAnyone who's more Adams Family than Brady Bunch before coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: Side Effects May Include\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eExcessive head nods from other coffee zombies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePeople actually waiting until you're caffeinated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSpontaneous creepy giggles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSudden urges to decorate for Halloween in Summer \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eBeing labeled as \"the spooky one\" at the office (wear it proudly!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eTreat this mug like your favorite haunted mansion - with respect and regular cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher friendly because even the creepiest among us deserve convenience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse Caution When Removing From Microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePAIRS PERFECTLY WITH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eOur \u003ca href=\"\"\u003eHalloween coaster collection\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour morning death stare\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThat black cat you've been feeding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour everyday gothic aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThe dark circles under your eyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRemember: \u003c\/strong\u003eBeing creepy and spooky isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle (especially before coffee)!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeen Haunting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMorning zoom calls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eOffice break rooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eInstagram-worthy coffee stations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThat corner of your kitchen where all the mugs hide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"visibility: visible;\" class=\"section__title-text product-single__title-text js-sr-loaded\"\u003eMinor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BrewDrop","offers":[{"title":"PRODUCT","offer_id":54974031757684,"sku":"PRODUCT","price":13.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1005\/8904\/4084\/files\/creepya_41518199-41cf-47a2-919e-c44325e3c8da.jpg?v=1784268536","url":"https:\/\/brewdropstore.com\/products\/creepy-spooky-mug","provider":"BrewDrop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}